"1,000 Years Old" Heavy Cotton Tee - Old Age Jokes
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"1,000 Years Old" T-Shirt - Great Birthday Gift - Funny Shirt
Original Artichokes for Dinner design
Everyone complains about how old they're getting, even when much older people are in the room. Self-inflicted old age jokes pile up. You will put everyone to shame, though, when people realize how old you are: 1,000! This original Artichokes for Dinner graphic tee makes a great birthday gift for all ages, especially those complaining the most about aging. It is inspired by the They Might be Giants song "O, Do Not Forsake Me." Buy a thousand today.
This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everone's wardrobe.
- Classic fit
- 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
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Each item is printed after it has been ordered. Due to demand, please allow 1-2 weeks to print and ship.
-ABOUT THIS SHOP-
We are musicians. We make t-shirts and other products to fund touring, gear repair, recording, and food. We are strong believers that unprofitable professions have immense value to society. These include musicians, artists, teachers and activists. We have to take chances and create without consideration for how much something will make or cost, though we are often forced to. Funding has to come from somewhere. Hence we made this shop. It turns out making t-shirts is a lot of fun and we are now addicted to it now too. As we grow, we hope you'll enjoy the original designs by us and our friends. We really appreciate your support.
We strive for customer satisfaction. If you are unhappy for any reason, please let us know and we will do our best to resolve the issue. If there is a manufacturing defect or other visible problem with your item, please snap a photo and send it to us in a message at email@example.com. Because our items and printed on demand, orders cannot be cancelled or changed once placed, and items cannot be exchanged if the wrong item was ordered. However, please feel free to be in touch for any reason at any time during the process, and we always love to hear your feedback.
in inches: width / length / sleeve length
S: 18 / 28.51 / 7.25
M: 20 / 29.49 / 7.76
L: 21.97 / 30.52 / 8.23
XL: 23.98 / 31.5 / 8.75
2XL: 25.99 / 32.52 / 9.26
3XL: 28 / 33.51 / 9.77
4XL: 30.04 / 34.49 / 10.24
5XL 31.97 / 35.52 / 10.75
$5.99 flat rate. One price for unlimited t-shirts..
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We are based in the US.
Pricing is in USD.
Shirts & Sweatshirts: $5.99 flat rate for any number of t-shirts.
Mugs: $4.99. Free if you buy two or more!
Socks: $4.99. Free if you buy two or more pairs!
Leggings: $9.99. Free if you buy two or more pairs!
Canvas art prints: $9.99. Free if you buy two or more!
Yes: Buy any two or more from above categories and we will ship them free.
Masks, pillows and aprons do not ship internationally at this time
Different item types are printed and shipped by different companies. If you order, say, three t-shirts, only one flat rate shipping fee will be charged. If you order three t-shirts and a mug, additional shipping for the mug may be added.
-Customs and Duties-
Customers are responsible for the payment of any fees, taxes or duties, such as VAT, related to shipment(s) to destinations outside of the United States. We are not responsible for any delays or refusals by customs, nor local laws that our content might offend.
International shipments typically take spend 3 to 4 weeks in the mail. Our products are printed on demand, meaning we need time to print them before we ship. Most orders go out within a week, usually sooner. We are mostly back to normal now after covid-19 madness, but delays could return if lockdowns do.
Delays can occur based on country, world events, and customs. We've seen items arrive at Canadian destinations, for example, in as little as one week after shipment, but we've also seen them take almost a month. In addition to passing through customs, events such as Covid-19, wildfires, and politics may all interfere with mail operations. A tracking number is provided whenever possible.
We combine multiple items into one shipment whenever we can. However, some items may be shipped separately because they are printed at separate facilities. For example, different companies produce our mugs and our t-shirts, so they will not arrive together. Some t-shirts require special printing that our preferred printing service does not offer, and will be shipped separately.